oeus:

i hate it when teachers make u play those dumbass “get to know you” games like sis i’m not staying here forever you don’t have to know me like that just follow me on instagram or something

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90scherry:

At a certain age, you gotta start thinking long term.

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landorus:

armorgan66:

landorus:

pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms

I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke

u piece of fucking shit that was the love of my life

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kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

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